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Attended my secondary school friend J’s wedding dinner last night. Its been quite a long time since I last attended a wedding dinner, so it was something I am looking forward to. As she had only invited 4 of us from secondary school, so we were sitting together with her friends from ITE.
Well, lucky I was with my best buddy E, and we kept ourselves entertain with the crap talking while J’s friends were talking among themselves. We were join by another of our seconday school friend M, so at least we got another person to keep us entertain. The whole session was enjoyable though the interaction between us and J’s friends were rather minimal. But well at least we do make some jokes that generated much laughter from our table. So below are some of the crappy things that came out from our table.

There is actually a job that specialise in peeling prawn shells, the ad appears only on the Saturday’s Classified page 501.

Most of the leftover food can always be recycled by using them to boil soup the next day. (Lobster shells on the cold plate, Fish head and tail, Chicken head and backside) Though during the dinner we were all surprise that the Chicken dish they served doesn’t comes with a head or backside. Because they had used Chicken Cutlet instead of a whole chicken.

A simple question of 你现在在做什么？and a reply of 我现在在摆pose! Can caused my friend M to become speechless while R and I laugh till our hearts out.

And the last thing that amazed me and E during the whole dinner was that we uncover the myth that ladies are small eaters.
The ladies at our tables had appetite that will not lose out to us guys. At the start of the dinner, I was telling E tonight we sure can eat alot since including M, theres only 3 guys, and since M is working in a restaurant, he is already sick of such food. So both E and I will be dominating the whole dinner. But the moment the cold plate was served, the chopsticks were all zooming in on the good food, things like slice suckling pig, lobster and spring roll were all gone, even the crab sticks used as deco were also not spared. By the time the plate does a 2nd turn on the table, what was left were just the cold baby squid and the jellyfish. Both E and I were like stunt with the response. So to further prove our point, when the 2nd dish of Shark’s Fin soup was served, all the ladies on my table goes for second helping. Seriously it does came as a surprise, as we don’t usually see ladies going for second helping. Then came the scallop and broccoli, and as expected the main target were the scallop even my lady friend R was surprised.

So the next time you attend a wedding, don’t assume that you will be able to have all the food just because most of the guests at the table are ladies, cos you never know if they are also just as able to eat as any guys around.